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bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

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Sugar We're Goin Down (acoustic)

Fall Out Boy
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the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

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